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Universe: Hello, you’ve signed up for the FREE SERVICE ‘Constant Reminder that Many of Your Grade 12 Classmates Have Rewarding Careers Already’
Me: No, that sounds awful! Why would I
Universe: One of your grade 12 classmates is now employed at your workplace. Enjoy your constant reminder!
Me: But I don’t want to see anybody from
Universe: Please hang up now and have a nice day!


